Corpus Riani

With the price of complying with new Home Office regulations increasing on a daily basis, I have decided to sell myself for scientific experimentation. According to online calculations, here is how much I expect to receive:

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I know this may seem like a foolish plan at the moment. But, rest assured, I shall cheat them all in the Resurrection!